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can you suck my wiener?

Technically, I can. But me wanting to would be a completely different matter.

Ask awayyyy.

FML There’s one in my bedroom, on my ceiling fan.

ososrs:

adolfjeanler:

My knee-high candy cane socks and baby toes are fabulous.

Nom.

:oO

My knee-high candy cane socks and baby toes are fabulous.

I get back home after my date with Joshua, and my cell phone had 22 pictures of the inside of my pocket.  I always wonder what it looked like in there…

I had a cup of water.
I took a sip.
The water tasted funny.
I ignored it.
I chugged down the glass of water.
I feel disgusting.

Dish soap, why are you so stubborn?
You are not meant to be ingested.

Joshua and I are my favorite subject to doodle<3. 

I’ve been keeping a sheet of graph paper that I intended to fill with doodles of us.  But five pictures and one week later, the majority of the paper became AP Calculus examples of inverse trigonometric functions and all of Chapter 4’s homework. Pfft.

This was the first drawing though.  Initially, it was supposed to be me as a Pokemon Master and Joshua as my Squirtle.  But Josh didn’t want to be my Pokemon, so I just drew Absol attacking him instead (hence the scribbled out “I choose you!” and over-written “I will kill you!”).

Anddddd, this would be my last doodle.  Joshua wouldn’t share his gloves with me when winter rolled around, and it’s really cold in the chemistry rooms.

I lovelovelovelove Sharpie pens.

Jasmine showed me this on her phone, during a lecture in AP Chemistry, some time ago.

ROFLROFLROFL
Yahoo! Answers Fail (http://www.yahooanswersfail.com/)

On Wednesday (December 23, 2009), when I was at the mall with Joshua—buying his Christmas present—I dropped my cell phone on the marble floor.  It’s made loud and obnoxious noises ever since. People couldn’t stand talking to me for two, or so, days because of the sound.  So, I dropped my phone in my bathtub and the annoying sounds stopped.

Moral of the story(ies)? Two wrongs can definitely make a right.

Ugh, I’m plagued with constant backaches and neckaches, with frequent headaches.  My back and neck hurt so badly my grandma just cracked my back, massaged my neck and did acupuncture on me. I feel so much better. :o)

My grandma stuck a reflex seed (a tiny acupuncture needle on a square piece of tape) into my fourth vertebra, where it hurt the most.  I couldn’t lay still while she poked around my back to find the right spot, because it tickled, and then she got annoyed that stray strands of my hair kept landing on the spot.  So, I’ll be living the next few days with a reflex seed on my back.

I don’t know if I’m just paranoid of it being there—or if I’m just imagining it—but now my lower spine feels all tingly.

Onwards with the Tumblr exploration process, oodalalee!
I hate getting used to a new site.