My grandma’s friends always buy me nice things—“me” being the good little Catholic girl my grandma tries to masquerade me as.

But her lies suddenly became a lot more tolerable now that one of her friends gave me a new Coach bag for Christmas today. ◕‿◕


doniitoo:

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  • Anna:We all have boxes of candy at work. If you were here then you would've known and I'm so gonna eat the chocolates in your box. :3
  • Me:OMG WOW I HATE YOU!
  • Anna:You're chocolateless but don't worry, I'll leave you the icky ones.
  • Me:You're fat.
  • Anna:*licks fingers*
  • Me:I'm going to kick you so hard in the vagina tomorrow.

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vechernyaya:

‘higgs ocean #14’, 2011, photo collage on paper, by andrea galvani

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illuminateme:

fat fat FAT!


Telling the internet you’re on your period and/or have cramps isn’t a TMI.
Girls are fucking dumb. 

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  • me:i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
  • someone:hey
  • me:no not you
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